Ahh!!! An epiphany... I finally understand. Notimp is actually computer generated and this whole thread has been an impromptu Turing Test. It explains the bizarre turns of phrase, and the brief moments of apparent coherency that are quickly subsumed into a morass of unrelated jargonistic nonesense. Perhaps Amazon is using us as Guinea Pigs for testing new Alexa algorithms? Those B$%&ds.
You fooled me once Evil Amazon, but not again! I'm not reading this thread anymore...
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