*chicken warily approaches Death Valley*
Hmmm ... no sign of any pesky guardian ... or of any Guinness either ... but I'm sure Solitaire1 would never lie to me ... so I'll keep looking for that deep pit of Guinness ...
*trudge* *trudge* *trudge*
Look! Over there! There seems to be a ...
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*splash*