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Old 04-05-2016, 12:12 AM   #642
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Okay, this title should have been the one to come out for April Fool's Day. Even more madcap than the encyclopedia, I give you a pre-order of Larry Correia's "The Adventures of Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Agent." Due to be released May 24, you can get it for free for now here.

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Have you ever seen a planet invaded by rampaging space mutants from another dimension or Nazi dinosaurs from the future?

Don't let this happen to you!

Rifts happen, so you should be ready when universes collide. A policy with Stranger & Stranger can cover all of your interdimensional insurance needs. Rated "Number One in Customer Satisfaction" for three years running, no claim is too big or too weird for Tom Stranger to handle.

But now Tom faces his greatest challenge yet. Despite being assigned the wrong - and woefully inadequate - intern, Tom must still provide quality customer service to multiple alternate Earths, all while battling tentacle monsters, legions of the damned, an evil call center in Nebraska, and his archnemesis, Jeff Conundrum. Armed with his Combat Wombat and a sense of fair play, can Tom survive? And will Jimmy the Intern ever discover his inner insurance agent?

It's time to kick ass and adjust claims.

Adam Baldwin (Firefly, Chuck) performs Larry Correia's madcap interdimensional tale of underwriting and space travel, where the only thing scarier than tentacle monsters is a high deductible.
I couldn't make this stuff up, folks, even if I tried. If you're interested, and can stop laughing long enough to hold the mouse steady, don't delay.

Enjoy!
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