drjd wrote the following as part of a post:
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Originally Posted by drjd
There is no question of mutation. There are about 5,000 potato varieties worldwide. I think most of them are too shy, have only a few words to speak hardly audible, and are basically lazy enough to walk a few millimeters every year. But still they win when needed.  |
So you are a rare variety of potato that can actually communicate with humans...and use human furniture...and win.
But I think I shall win now...and then curl up and sleep near the fire after eating a bag of All Dressed Ruffles and drinking of pint of cran-apple juice.