Quote:
Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I have something that will help keep you warm and make it less likely that you will be consumed:
*Solitaire1 holds up a large thick t-shirt. Written on the shirt is the following: "I am a North American Short-Necked, Short-Beaked Miniature Ostrich. I'm not a chicken."
I hope that helps. I'll take the win.
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*chicken snuggles into thick t-shirt* *practices ostrich stance*
Thanks Solitaire1! I feel better already ... like a winner!