well if it's twisters you want...
si les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont sèches, sont-elles sèches ou archi-sèches ?
(if the arch-duchesse's socks are dry, are they dry or arch-dry ? okay, i know, it doesn't work at all in english.)
i may try that italian one some time after having a few drinks. i think that will help.