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Old 03-11-2016, 12:49 AM   #7
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In Lois McMaster Bujold's "Curse of Chalion" the lead character Cazaril, in ill health and recovering from being sold to slavers, prevails upon the Provincara whose household he had been a castle defender for some small post.

She tells him that she has the perfect post for him - secretary/tutor to 16 year old Iselle, second in line to the throne.

Here is Cazaril's response:

Cazaril swallowed. "I think...I think if you lent me a razor now for me to cut my throat with, is would save so many steps, Save Your Grace."

The Provincara snorted, "Good, Cazaril, good. I DO so like a man who doesn't underestimate his position."

Cazaril,."Couldn't you give me a fortress under siege instead?"

Provincara. "She will be, soon enough."
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