So about 3 hours after convincing me that the Dot was too expensive for us just to have a kitchen gadget, and it'd be foolish to buy it, my wife says "Now I kind of want one." So I ordered one.

Hey, we had to act fast, there's a limited number!
About that, maybe it's a limited run because these really ARE squished Echoes. They gathered up all the echoes that had damaged speakers, cut them down....
My Dot delivery date is the first week in April, by the way.