Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 02-26-2016, 07:03 PM   #9075
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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967 View Post
On yes, we had a great time with that one too, substituting different animals for the cow.

P1: Knock Knock
P2: Who's There
P1: Interrupting sheep
P2: Interrupt....
P1: BAAAAAAAAA!!!

Until my son tried the interrupting newt and we realised we had no idea what noise a newt makes
That reminds me of a Carnac the Magnificent segment from the Johnny Carson days of the Tonight Show.

Carnac takes the envelope and holds it to his forehead to psychically divine the answer to the question hidden within, then says:

"SIS BOOM BAH."

Ed McMahon repeats the answer, "Sis boom bah."

The envelope is opened and Carnac reads the question:

"Describe the sound made by exploding sheep."

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes View Post
We've substituted cars, trucks, planes, sheeps, goats, even things that don't normally make noises.

Don't worry WT Sharpe, I had to think about that one for more than a couple of moments.
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