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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
brilliant !!! 
- how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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Awesome!
I, however, have a variation:
-How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to fill up the bathtub with machine parts and giraffe necks.
and, while I'm here...
How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He hangs off the light fitting, and the entire world revolves around him.
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer. (with apologies to all our percussive members!)