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You are employed
You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
You do not have any criminal history
You must have excellent character references
You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
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Well, that rules me out (I can't get any "excellent character references")
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Originally Posted by Nate the great
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This roommate is also why I never drink.
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It's true. I once offered Nate a drink at one of my Parties, and he punched me in the neck (well, when I say "offered", I mean I got my goons to hold him down while I tried to force a funnel between his teeth to pour in a whole flagon of concentrated Zany Carter mix. The fit and feisty chap sure knows his Jackie Chan moves, I'll give him that!)
Cheers,
Marc