It's over - but it doesn't mean the silliness and fun can't continue.
Update: All are now in, with two being excluded because they were more than one sentence. A third was corrected with the author's permission. Three or four were excluded because they weren't originals.
THE EBOOK: I need to proof it, put in typographer's quotes so all the entries are consistent, and also put in em dashes, and it'll be ready. Right now, I'm going offline to have some lunch.
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Here's three:
It wasn’t that Undercover Elephant was fat; he just didn’t wear the same kind of clothes that everyone else wore.
It wasn’t that Undercover Elephant was fat; he just ran with the wrong herd.
As the last woman on earth fell down, she said, “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up.”
Don