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Take heart my friends, this is only the beginning of this magnificent adventure tome; hence the imminently impending catastrophe, that looms right before us within the next few nano-seconds, cannot surely happen; else the readers will have nothing to read in this monstrous magnifique tale of on and off love in and out of the Orient; together with enormously gigantuan alabaster pots of gold, wooden 10-masted 100-oared ships laden with mounds of spices, kangeroo dung and didgeridoos from ancient lands; artificial sayings, brilliant back-handers, wonderful psychiatrical fore- and after-thoughts, plus - it goes without having to remind the reader - lots of llamas in welsh valleys, pandas inside and outside of zoos, armadillos, blue fish with and without tails, and, last but not least, a veritable cornucopia of quips about socks, left and right (though more one side than the other), and finally introducing an even odder couple of newbies, namely Rightie and Marge, a pair of old but well-loved gloves used mainly for gardening, decorating, removing the aforementioned dung and other delicacies; pay heed; dear reader as we boldly march on into type with this tale of.......
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