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Old 01-11-2016, 10:28 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by darryl View Post
Two shoppers went into one of their local stores to pick-up some last minute avocados to have with the family dinner. The store had a large pallet full of avocados. Some were smaller, some larger. Some were hard as a rock and days off being ready to eat. Others had seen better days. A few were even starting to rot. And of course, some were ready to eat and just right. The first shopper spent a couple of minutes at the pallet, inspecting avocados carefully and feeling them for ripeness, selecting 4. The other shopper grabbed 4 avocados at random from the pallet.

Which shopper's family do you think enjoyed beautiful avocados with dinner? And which shopper do you think was to be seen the next day, loudly proclaiming to anyone who would listen that it was impossible to get good avocados and they would never buy another one?
Well, to fine-tune the analogy, I think shopper #2 probably complained that he would never buy from that store again -- he would only buy from the boutique store over in the city -- a store which only carries pedigree avocados *purported* to be guaranteed 100% ripe.

Of course, even that store had its misses. But when that happened, the store manager told him with a smile that these were special avocados and you are supposed to eat them that way.

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