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Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife
*5WW Places empty Guinness keg in room. The top has been removed."
*5WW watches as the chicken climbs into the keg*
*5WW watches as Thing 1 slams the top back on the keg and Thing 2 welds it in place. The Spawn then light a fire under the keg.*
*5WW has never been so proud.*
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*chicken dozes off amidst fumes of Guinness*
*chicken begins to perspire* ..... *a lot*
*perspiration collects on chicken .... and begins to form steam*
*expanding steam blows the top off the keg*
*chicken rolls out of keg into a dark corner and resumes dozing*
Memo to 5WW: Spawn need more reading into basic laws of physics, esp. those concerning steam engines ..