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It was an accident! In the dark, I mistakenly opened a box of the Spawns' TNT crayons, instead of candles ... you shouldn't leave explosives lying around like that .... it's negligence on your part .... I could have fricasseed myself ... I should sue you!!!
[forgot to change the lock on the lab door, didn't you?]
Errrr .... I could spell out Happy Birthday with the shattered glassware .... sparkly .... and melty .....
.... will you be serving Guinness at the party?
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