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Old 01-09-2009, 07:41 AM   #6
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the biggest blow out of the year

february 2nd is my birthday and everyone is invited
Excellent! A King Of Doughnuts Rave! What could possibly go wrong?

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where? marc's house, where else,
Superb choice. I've just consulted my good friend, David Tennant...
[SCENE: Your typical cellar with hanging, bare bulb above a wooden chair to which is strapped and wrapped a dazed and hazed Time Lord. Before him is a man, about 5'6" tall, carrying a tad more weight than average, wearing a fedora, a goatee with flecks of grey, and nothing else, and threateningly swinging a willing gibbon around by his left leg.

"Now[WHACK!] Dave-o[WHACK!] you[WHACK!] will[WHACK!] give[WHACK!] me[WHACK!] the[WHACK!] key[WHACK!] and[WHACK!] then[WHACK!] you[WHACK!] will[WHACK!] promise[WHACK!] to[WHACK!] rescind[WHACK!] your[WHACK!] resignation[WHACK!] from[WHACK!] doctoring[WHACK!] or[WHACK!] at[WHACK!] the[WHACK!] very[WHACK!] least[WHACK!] promise[WHACK!] to[WHACK!] star[WHACK!] in[WHACK!] a[WHACK!] new[WHACK!] BBC[WHACK!] comedy[WHACK!] slash[WHACK!] drama[WHACK!] set[WHACK!] in[WHACK!] Glasgow[WHACK!] and[WHACK!] a[WHACK!] bit[WHACK!] like[WHACK!] Scrubs[WHACK!] but[WHACK!] with[WHACK!] that[WHACK!] fine[WHACK!] English[WHACK!] wit[WHACK!] and[WHACK!] dark[WHACK!] Scottish[WHACK!] sense[WHACK!] of[WHACK!] the[WHACK!] macabrely[WHACK!] humourous[WHACK!] but[WHACK!] with[WHACK!] a[WHACK!] hint[WHACK!] of[WHACK!] heart[WHACK!] beating[WHACK!] under[WHACK!] it[WHACK!] all[WHACK!] and[WHACK!] it[WHACK!] would[WHACK!] be[WHACK!] good[WHACK!] if[WHACK!] Tamsin[WHACK!] Greig[WHACK!] had[WHACK!] a[WHACK!] supporting[WHACK!] role[WHACK!]..."

"BILLIE PIPER!"

"Oh, that's our safe word. Sorry, David, did I put a bit too much shoulder into that one? Let's finish up, hey, and all three of us will go get ourselves a latte and a beignet down at the local?"

END SCENE]
...and have now added the new Tardis Wing to Chateau Pompette which should accommodate everyone from Mobileread and any entourage they choose to bring (but, let's be honest, compared to you and your devoted followers, any entourage they may have is more of a sidekick or a hanger-on crew, the Ministry to Queen Zee excepted, of course).

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be there or be square (i stole that line somewhere)
...you can be there and be square if you want, though I should note that the necessary travel arrangements to place you in the vicinity of the Chateau and the Party at the appropriate confluence of all time and space coordinates will inevitably turn your polygonal proclivities into a twisting tesseract.

It's every where you wanna be, baby!

Cheers,
Marc
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