Well, this calls for the big guns.
It has been terrifyingly proven that with the involvement of My Little Ponies there is nothing that is impossible (and often it has happened many times already).
And as a wizard I am well used to summoning eldritch horrors from across the dimensions.
So I can safely assume that if I invoke the 34th Song of Wizardry (yes there are more than 7) under the right circumstances... I will get results.
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Now, I am going to be performing several complex rituals and moderately time-consuming rituals, and I am going to require the services of the win throughout the procedure.
Since the aforementioned hypercompetitive-individuals-who-don't-know-how-to-play-well-with-others have already made it clear they will try to spoil things, I have taken the liberty of acquiring the win tomorrow, and then will most probably be busy for the rest of today.
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