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Taylor514ce · 01-07-2009, 08:42 AM

The Anthropomorphites gathered in the abandoned boathouse, Poppin Fresh warily eyeballing Mr. Stay Puft, the Arby's Oven Mitt commiserating with the oddly misfingered "Helping Hand", the Scrubbing Bubbles performing ritual cleaning of Bibendum, Mr. Peanut and the California Raisins getting' the party started, while the Kool Aid Man, already more than half sloshed, tried to chat-up the 7-up Cool Spot... when finally Fruit Pie the Magician called the meeting to order with the time-honored incantation, "Let us never forget the fate of Charlie the Tuna, in whose memory we meet, and in whose tragic death and subsequent consumption we raise the banner: Death to Humans!"

01-07-2009, 08:42 AM	#208
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	The Anthropomorphites gathered in the abandoned boathouse, Poppin Fresh warily eyeballing Mr. Stay Puft, the Arby's Oven Mitt commiserating with the oddly misfingered "Helping Hand", the Scrubbing Bubbles performing ritual cleaning of Bibendum, Mr. Peanut and the California Raisins getting' the party started, while the Kool Aid Man, already more than half sloshed, tried to chat-up the 7-up Cool Spot... when finally Fruit Pie the Magician called the meeting to order with the time-honored incantation, "Let us never forget the fate of Charlie the Tuna, in whose memory we meet, and in whose tragic death and subsequent consumption we raise the banner: Death to Humans!" Last edited by Taylor514ce; 01-07-2009 at 08:52 AM.