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Originally Posted by RWood
We need Government funding to study the subject. With luck we could finish the study in 4 or 5 years and then go for more detailed field work. You can't rush good research.
I do suggest a few parameters to bound the study:
1. No white chocolate, all study will be on "real" chocolate
2. Limit the study llamas, humans, and dogs
3. Cats will be considered for possible inclusion
4. No squirrels
Among the study questions will be the impact of chocolate eating while reading from an e-ink device. If Zelda will assist, we can also study the impact of chocolate consumption on using touch screen technology for page advancement.
Any other suggestions for study related questions for us to secure Government funding?
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Recommend that this study will both stimulate the economy and reduce the budget deficit....
(Red says you look good in blue, Mindy...)