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Originally Posted by issybird
I'd be a much more dangerous driver if I couldn't have my mammoth cup of morning coffee during my commute. 
But I limit myself to imbibing life's blood fluids while driving. I haven't been tempted to order this handy product yet, helpful though the reviews are. I'm not up to such high-level multi-tasking.
P.S., I read at railroad crossings, also. |
I followed the above link to look at that "handy product" out of curiosity as to what the reviews would say -- the questions (59 so far) as well as the reviews are priceless:
- "What's the average number of fatalities per user? Just an estimate is fine."
- "Is [it] strong enough to hold up a microwave oven? I like to cook bacon for breakfast and this would save time on my commute."
- "Does blood wipe off of it easily?"