Thread: Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story - [FREE]
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Old 11-22-2015, 05:53 AM   #13
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You'd think with all the questions about query letters posted in the Writers' Forum, that no one bothered to read this short story ABOUT query letters! How bewilderingly strange!

Now EVERYONE (Yes, even you - don't hide) can be the first person on your block (or jail cell) to read this amazing story about.....


QUERY LETTERS


Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story

Donald R. Broyles

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Quote:
I heard that you publish importtant novels, so I wanted to send you my five novels featuring Benny Ratton, essppionage agent....You seee, I just started writting novels last weeek and I’ve written these five novels all featturing Benny Ratton that I think you should publihs.

This humorous short story, in the form of a query letter, is available from Smashwords:

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/540123
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