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A busy doctor needed some rest, he asked his assistant if he could take care of the clinic while he would go fishing. The somewhat inexperienced assistant accepted willingly. The day after the doctor asked him "how did that go"?
"Well," said the assistant, "I had three cases":
First came a lady with a persistent headache. I gave her two Aspirins and in an instant she felt relieved.
Then came a man with terrible stomach pains. I prescribed some Maalox and he immediately felt better.
But my last case was the most severe. A lady rammed the door, removed all her clothes, lied down naked on the examination table, screaming "Doctor. I haven't seen a man in five years, please HELP ME"!
"Oh" said the doctor worried, "and what did you do"?
"Gave her eye drops".
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