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Originally Posted by fjtorres
Early-onset curmudgeondry is a treatable condition but most of us refuse to take the almond-sized pills, preferring to vent at companies that replace smooth working products with "new and improved" that is anything but.
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Originally Posted by MikeB1972
Always bugged me that, how can a update to an existing product be both "New" and "Improved", I mean one or the other is fine, but both??
Applying for my Early-onset curmudgeondry badge 
Right, campaign needed to change "New and Improved" to one of the following (Could be expensive so please send money).
New (Bugs) and Improved (Features you don't want)
FUBAR
The old one didn't work at all
Now with added data grab Social Media functions
We had to add more stuff you don't want to continue selling it
Your mileage may vary
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Oooh, I'll take #7.
(P.S. We
are talking about "new-and-improved' almonds, right?)