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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
Well, it looks like your vest is made of leather, so it will be easy to hear you coming because leather squeaks. However, it is possible that I am wrong and your vest is actually made of polyester...which will still make it easy to hear you coming due to the gold chains around your neck (gold chains and polyester go together like peanut butter and chocolate).
I can tell the difference between a decoy and a real chicken. Although I will admit that they are good copies, they are not good enough to fool a careful observer like myself. For one things, the copies don't breath.
BTW, there's more than just me seeking chicken. I have many fellow owls who are looking forward to a tasty meal. Look to the skies and there they are.
*A flock of owls is high in the sky...and "The Flight of Valkyries" is heard as the background music. Their sharp eyes are on the lookout for...chickens!*
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My fine attire is silent and in fact a incredibly light suit of armour. Think "Kingsman" for chickens and you'll get it.
You sir couldn't tell the difference between one of my advanced decoys and a real chicken! They have simulated breathing and everything. The simpler decoys are there to throw you off and waste your time..
The other owls are already being hunted as we speak. You could say the hunters has become the hunted.
I am moving in for the kill. Be patient, I will attend to your death shortly.