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Originally Posted by AprilHare
Guessing I eat corn is like guessing the sun rises once a day.
You didn't see me. I laid convincing decoys. You will only know I am there from the pain, blindness and knowledge of certain death.
Your head may swivel, but it won't swivel fast enough!
I am a silent chicken bent on your destruction. Fear me.
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Well, it looks like your vest is made of leather, so it will be easy to hear you coming because leather squeaks. However, it is possible that I am wrong and your vest is actually made of polyester...which will still make it easy to hear you coming due to the gold chains around your neck (gold chains and polyester go together like peanut butter and chocolate).
I can tell the difference between a decoy and a real chicken. Although I will admit that they are good copies, they are not good enough to fool a careful observer like myself. For one things, the copies don't breath.
BTW, there's more than just me seeking chicken. I have many fellow owls who are looking forward to a tasty meal. Look to the skies and there they are.
*A flock of owls is high in the sky...and "The Flight of Valkyries" is heard as the background music. Their sharp eyes are on the lookout for...chickens!*
