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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
Although I've taken on a pumpkin form for the holiday, in my own form you can't sneak up on me because: (1) we owls have razor-sharp eyesight that can spot a mouse from far away, (2) our hearing is quite good and that allows us to hear of prey rustling in the grass, and (3) we can rotate our heads 360 degrees so we can see you coming from any direction.
BTW, I saw you from over a mile away. It looked like you were really enjoying eating that corn.
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Guessing I eat corn is like guessing the sun rises once a day.
You didn't see me. I laid convincing decoys. You will only know I am there from the pain, blindness and knowledge of certain death.
Your head may swivel, but it won't swivel fast enough!
I am a silent chicken bent on your destruction. Fear me.