I read most of these when I was an impressionable, pimple-faced adolescent. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Why not supply links to these suckers, so the curious can read them?
I'm sure we have a lot of conspiracy theorists here and members who believe that flying saucers and Martians and other strange creatures really do exist, and that they're ready to eat you. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)