Finding an old oil lamp, a man decided to rub it just to see...
Poof! The proverbial genie appeared offering him to satisfy two of his wishes.
"What would you like for your first wish?" asked the genie
"Hmmm, I would like a bottle of beer that never empties" answered the man.
A big bottle of beer then materializes from thin air. The man drinks a sip, then a gulp, and yet another one. After an hour at it, he looked with elation at the bottle which was still completely full.
Somewhat impatient, the genie finally asked "What would you like now for your second wish?"
And the man said "I'd like another one".
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