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Originally Posted by tubemonkey

Costco starts displaying Christmas decorations in September

I'll have to send you a virtual Thanksgiving dinner:

• roast turkey
• cornbread stuffing
• mashed potatoes w/ turkey gravy
• candied sweet potatoes
• golden corn
• green bean casserole
• cranberry sauce
• celery sticks w/ cheese spread and peanut butter
• green and black olives
• dinner rolls w/ butter
• apple cider, milk, water, and wine
• apple pie w/ vanilla ice cream
• pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream

Luckily, I just had dinner...

Otherwise I would be sending a team of Ninja's to ensure you never do this again...