Actually mine, from two different stories I'm working on:
"I found these notes for a Harv and Vera novel in my father’s old mansion"
"'Damn pirates!'"
Apparently a very famous first line from a novel, according to the back cover of same...:
"I write this sitting at the kitchen sink"
(There's karma in it for the first person to say what the line should be, and which novel it's from
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