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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
I swear to almighty God, she thought as she endured College Boy's barely-rhythmic pounding on her bedsprings (not to mention her... patience), if he asks me once more "Who's your Daddy?" I will cut him from Aristotle to Zoology...
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Priceless.
Okay, here goes.
The pope read the headline in the paper as Paris opened it and squealed quealed out loud, "Pope elopes, it says, and you tell me not to worry, darling!!".
