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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
*Solitaire1 rents the Major Disaster audio system and set it up at the South Pole. He gets in a space ship that goes into orbit around Mars and connects to the audio system on Earth. He says:*
I win.
*The volume from the audio system causes the orbit of Earth to shift slightly, with the North Pole moving to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Dogs and cats the world over cover their ears to shut out the words. Heavy metal bands turn green with envy.*
*Solitaire1 says the following into the system to reverse the changes:*
.niw I
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Unfortunately, I forgot to protect myself from the changes and have changed forms once again. Oh well, at least I'm much faster now.
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Originally Posted by pdurrant
No birds nor humans need apply. A mouse has already taken the win.
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Sorry, but I will apply myself to take the win.
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Originally Posted by red_phoenix
Swooping in for the win.
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Funny you should mention swooping...
*Solitaire1 flies high, then flies down at a high speed to snatch the win.*
The win is mine!