I've decided to become the ultimate winner. To do so, I've built a Robo-Solitaire1 who will post for me when I become unavailable so that I can have the win.
Robo-Solitaire1: I am Robo-Solitaire1 and I shall take the win for...illogic!...illogic!...I shall take the win for myself. I shall be the ultimate winner. I shall outlast all of these organic be...
*Solitaire1 reaches behind Robo-Solitaire1 and turns him off.*
Well, I guess that was a failure.
Well, I still have the win right now.
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