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Originally Posted by John-K9jgs
I have found that a book is a very useful tool in a restaurant. If your server is slow to show up, all you have to do is pull out your book and get engrossed in it. This insures that someone will come right over to take your order. Never fails!
Same thing when waiting on the food. Just read along and as soon as you get to a good part the food is sure to show up.
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
this works when waiting for the bus as well. 
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It's also a good way to ensure you are late for work on the one day you need to be in early as you get so engrossed in the book you miss your stop...
Not that I've ever done that, of course...