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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
You want the official number or the unofficial number?? Officially, I have 19 cats and 2 dogs. However, there are some unofficial cats that come in for the night and a good meal when it gets really cold out there. Otherwise, they just drop in for a meal now and then.
I can't officially claim those cats as my own and keep them indoors, or the morons who make up the council of the City of HSB will probably drag me out of my house and burn me at the stake.
They have made it clear that they actually monitor what I post online, so most of the time I just say that I have 500 cats, 2 dogs, and a herd of pygmy elephants, oh ... and one llama.
When they "inspect" my house twice a year, I just tell them that about 490 of the cats, the elephants and the llama are very shy and tend to hide from strangers.
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You forgot one, the friendliest of them all, Kindle.
