When his beloved dog died from old age, a Catholic parishioner asked his priest to bury the dog in the cemetary. "Can't do that, this is not holy, and would not be accepted by the Catholic church" replied the priest. But seeing how desperate the man was to honor his dog, he added "You can try with the Protestant church down the street, I think they accept animals". "Do you think $5,000 would be enough for them to cover the funeral" then asked the parisioner to the priest ...who replied: "Oh, you never told me your dog was Catholic"!
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