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Originally Posted by murg
Sorry, I forgot to mention, you're reading L. Ron Hubbard's Mission Earth series. Every chapter is just like all the other chapters. Every book is like all the other books.
And when you finally get to the last page of the last book, you get to start from the first book again.
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I can see you applying for a job in a torture chamber. Mr. "Head Torture Guy," stylishly outfitted in leather, complete with hood, checks your resume. All the while, you can hear the screams of the doomed, Winston Smith shouting "Put the rat on Julia!" and the squeaking of the vermin and thumbscrews. HTG shakes his head sadly and says, "It says here you've tortured your hapless victims with
Mission Earth. Listen, I'd love to hire you, but you're way overqualified.
Mission Earth? You sir, are a true sadist!"
