There is obviously a typo on his age.
I think he meant 12 and not 22.
It's always great to have a good-morning laugh while in the bathroom.

BUT WAIT! --- Maybe it's a hand-written letter by Abraham Lincoln? After careful consideration, I think it may be a hand-written letter by Barney Homer, the farmer who lives over in the north holler who raises pigs.
BUT WAIT, AGAIN! --- The real mystery is what this hand-written letter contains. Perhaps we will find out who the conspirators were in the JFK Assassination? It's a possibility....