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LazyScot · 12-23-2008, 12:56 PM

"Here we are," said the jukebox, and opened the door into a room which opened out onto a huge green field. The room and field were full of all sort of small furry pets.

"Arggghhhh," screamed LazyScot, as he jumped into the JukeBox's arms. "What are THOSE????"

"Chinchillas," said the BatAI. "Why?" And at that point all the chinchilla's waved at LazyScot, reached behind themselves at put on pointed little "Merry Christmas" hats.

"They look like squirrels," squeaked LazyScot as he climbed on top of the JukeBox and attempted to keep it between him and the chinchillas.

"Awwww, they're cute," said the JukeBox. "Would you like to dance?" it asked the chinchillas, who uniformly nodded. "A Cha-cha-cha?", to which the chinchillas nodded even more enthusiastically.

"Noooooo," screamed LazyScot as he leapt into an animal pen as the JukeBox and chinchillas started their cha-cha-cha.

"I will admit that is not a sight you normally expect to see," said Nekokami, whilst watching the dancing rodents and electronics.

"What the…?" said LazyScot looking at the animal directly in front of him.

"That would be one of the angora rabbits," said the BatAI with an authorative tone.

"Ummm… Why has it started doing that? Whatever that is?" asked LazyScot, as he was nearly hypnotised by its fur which seemed to be glowing in rotating colours like a fiber-optic lamp.

"Because it, in fact all of them are special angora rabbits. And that's not all they can do. Remember where you are. By the way, have you ever seen Wallace and Grommit's "A Close Shave"?" asked the BatAI.

"Yes"

"Do you remember the scenes with the sheep getting organised whilst escaping from Preston's evil dog food plans?"

"Yes"

"Well, the people involved in the rabbits are great fans of those scenes." And with that fifteen gently glowing angora rabbits re-arranged them into an inverted pyramid.

"I want the safety of the Lounge. Now," decided LazyScot. "Let's collect the rabbits and get out of here." Before LazyScot could start collecting the rabbits, they clambered up onto the top of the JukeBox where they organised themselves into what looked like a giant, surreal, glowing big hair wig. LazyScot looked on, blinked slowly, twice, turned to the door, opened it and said "let's go."

12-23-2008, 12:56 PM	#429
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Here we are," said the jukebox, and opened the door into a room which opened out onto a huge green field. The room and field were full of all sort of small furry pets. "Arggghhhh," screamed LazyScot, as he jumped into the JukeBox's arms. "What are THOSE????" "Chinchillas," said the BatAI. "Why?" And at that point all the chinchilla's waved at LazyScot, reached behind themselves at put on pointed little "Merry Christmas" hats. "They look like squirrels," squeaked LazyScot as he climbed on top of the JukeBox and attempted to keep it between him and the chinchillas. "Awwww, they're cute," said the JukeBox. "Would you like to dance?" it asked the chinchillas, who uniformly nodded. "A Cha-cha-cha?", to which the chinchillas nodded even more enthusiastically. "Noooooo," screamed LazyScot as he leapt into an animal pen as the JukeBox and chinchillas started their cha-cha-cha. "I will admit that is not a sight you normally expect to see," said Nekokami, whilst watching the dancing rodents and electronics. "What the…?" said LazyScot looking at the animal directly in front of him. "That would be one of the angora rabbits," said the BatAI with an authorative tone. "Ummm… Why has it started doing that? Whatever that is?" asked LazyScot, as he was nearly hypnotised by its fur which seemed to be glowing in rotating colours like a fiber-optic lamp. "Because it, in fact all of them are special angora rabbits. And that's not all they can do. Remember where you are. By the way, have you ever seen Wallace and Grommit's "A Close Shave"?" asked the BatAI. "Yes" "Do you remember the scenes with the sheep getting organised whilst escaping from Preston's evil dog food plans?" "Yes" "Well, the people involved in the rabbits are great fans of those scenes." And with that fifteen gently glowing angora rabbits re-arranged them into an inverted pyramid. "I want the safety of the Lounge. Now," decided LazyScot. "Let's collect the rabbits and get out of here." Before LazyScot could start collecting the rabbits, they clambered up onto the top of the JukeBox where they organised themselves into what looked like a giant, surreal, glowing big hair wig. LazyScot looked on, blinked slowly, twice, turned to the door, opened it and said "let's go."