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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
He he he 
*Solitaire1 calls the ACME Match Company...*
"ACME Match Company...can you send a shipment of matches and lighters to a certain chicken? Thank you." |
Hmmmm .... there's a large box just delivered to my coop .... from my old friends ACME! I don't remember ordering anything .... but then I have been sipping a lot of 'fluids' lately .... oh well, guess I better open it up & see what new delight awaits me ....
*cut* *snip* *tear* *pull*
ACME matches & lighters! But I don't smoke! And I don't own a BBQ. Hmmm ... I'll send them on to 5WW -- I'm sure the Spawn will find a use for them!