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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Yeah, right. Pffft. Only a dream. In a pig's eye!
(googling lucid dreaming now)
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It's true! Very easy to do. After you learn to do it, the occasional nightmare becomes nothing more than a scary movie, and if it gets out of control, you can escape to Granny's screen porch whenever you want to. It's always sunny and warm there, and you can see all the way across the lawn to Papa's vegetable garden and the back fence. The bird bath always needs water.
You can decide whether or not you want to look into the coffin or just wait in a pew at the funeral home with your friends and family all around. Sometimes it's fun to look!