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[the loud sound of labored breathing]
Luke, my son, it has been a pleasure to have you with me these last few years since you finally learned the power of The Dark Side. You have mastered and weaponized the immensely difficult and disturbing human concepts of emotion, relationship, self-worth, and, above all, dreams. But life need not be filled with the anxieties of such human complexities. Exit through that door and walk under the sun and the rain. Experience the simple pains and pleasures of mere life and death with the rest of existence. Oh, and don't forget to visit The Lounge at MobileRead. You'll love it.
[gasps a final breath and dies]
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