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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
WARNING: The following post contains very intimate information that may be unsuitable for some 'delicate' members ... read at your own peril! 
In the summer, my PJs consist of a T-shirt and a pair of Fila athletic shorts -- you know, the shorts made from silky smooth synthetic material with an extremely baggy fit with huge legs that reach down to your knees ....
On weekends, I tend to schlepp around the house in this ensemble
I also have a cat, Stella, who loves to drink from dripping faucets. We leave the cold tap dripping in the bathroom for her ... and the top of her head is usually wet ....
So, this morning, after breakfast, I settled down to catch up on posts here, and forgot all about cats ...
Stella, feeling somewhat neglected, and wanting to be on my lap, was trying to quietly get my attention. When she was unsuccessful, she jammed a cold, wet cat head inside my left shorts leg ...
Needless to say ... that got my attention ... words fail to describe the sensation of the sudden cold, wet shock ... |
I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything before I read this post.
