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acidzebra · 12-22-2008, 09:28 AM

Here's one I wrote for the IT dept:

On the first day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
a completely broken PC.

On the second day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the third day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Eight connection failures,
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Nine locked accounts,
Eight connection failures,
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Ten forgotten passwords,
Nine locked accounts,
Eight connection failures,
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Eleven spyware issues,
Ten forgotten passwords,
Nine locked accounts,
Eight connection failures,
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my users sent to me
Twelve helpdesk tickets,
Eleven spyware issues,
Ten forgotten passwords,
Nine locked accounts,
Eight connection failures,
Seven virus problems,
Six torn cables,
Five nervous breakdowns,
Four dead hard drives,
Three software bugs,
Two missing files,
And a completely broken PC!

12-22-2008, 09:28 AM	#1
acidzebra Liseuse Lover Posts: 869 Karma: 1035404 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Netherlands Device: PRS-505	Alternative lyrics to Christmas Carols Here's one I wrote for the IT dept: On the first day of Christmas, my users sent to me a completely broken PC. On the second day of Christmas, my users sent to me Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the third day of Christmas, my users sent to me Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the fourth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the fifth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the sixth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the seventh day of Christmas, my users sent to me Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the eighth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Eight connection failures, Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the ninth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Nine locked accounts, Eight connection failures, Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the tenth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Ten forgotten passwords, Nine locked accounts, Eight connection failures, Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my users sent to me Eleven spyware issues, Ten forgotten passwords, Nine locked accounts, Eight connection failures, Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my users sent to me Twelve helpdesk tickets, Eleven spyware issues, Ten forgotten passwords, Nine locked accounts, Eight connection failures, Seven virus problems, Six torn cables, Five nervous breakdowns, Four dead hard drives, Three software bugs, Two missing files, And a completely broken PC!