My book of funny pieces can be found here. Still a few free copies for Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=1&*entries*=0
sample:Giraffe
Short-horned colossus
It's perfectly obvious.
You're one part spindly legs,
Nine parts esophagus.
Lightning Bugs
In my backyard
They burn peepholes in the night
And take snapshots of my house.
Hailstorm
Lighting's omen.
Thunder's din.
The sky has lost its marbles!
May the tournament begin!
--ernest slyman