""Hic. Haec. Hoc." Said an eruditely drunk Arthur through his Kumquat Vodka cocktails."
i had to choose a sentence almost at random to quote/lolpanda because i couldn't decide which part made me laugh the most.
i don't know if i'll be able to stand the suspense until the next part. what's (or
who's... ?

) in the brown sack ???? what are the brains for ???? will arthur ever sober up ??????