[UncleDuke]

my given name was chris, you can call me father christmas.

now sit here on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas, no accidents please or my "cat" will will have a between meal snack and she promised to be on a diet this holiday.

all good little boys and girls will -- in addition to their gifts -- get a dozen long stem doughnuts. those in hot pants may get two dozen. i decide who eats and who cries.