Thank you, kalwisti, for reminding me of this wonderful bit of humor.
I remember reading this when it first came out, and it was outrageously funny then - and even now, in my opinion.
These spawning techno-geeks*, with their peevish mind-sets and limited vocabulary datum-dumps, really do write like this example.
* = If you are a techno-geek, I do not mean you. Do I?