This discussion reminds me of a humorous piece which circulated around Usenet listservs in the late 1990s: "
B.O.O.K. (TM): Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Device."
The B.O.O.K. was touted as a technological breakthrough with amazing features such as the storage capacity of a CD-ROM, special Opaque Paper Technology which allowed both sides of a paper sheet to be used (thereby doubling the information density), and complete portability with no crashes or reboots needed.
It was harder to find than I expected, but it's reproduced here (with a nice historical footnote):
http://cool.conservation-us.org/byor.../an21-807.html
Cartier, Marielle. "
Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Device."
Abbey Newsletter, vol. 21, no. 8 (1997).
I've just revealed my geezerness by mentioning this, so I'll head back to my rocking chair for a little nap.